Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Circus ke Pyaade; Kahin Munaafe aur kahin Faayde!














One morning, I got up at night
In my brain, there was a light

Said to myself, "What an idea Sirjee!"
Posted it online before someone calls it farzee
 

One morning, I got up at night
With my inner-self, I had a fight

I said, I live in good times and a free country
It said, "wake up and smell the coffee, you're NOT the ‘Pradhan Mantri

One morning, I got up at night
I felt like shouting with all my might

‘The Constitution’ grants me “Freedom of Expression”
As long as it comes with adequate Disclaimers and does not trigger aggression










One morning, I got up at night
Seedhi baat, no bakwaas, as advocated by Sprite

Moun raho tho sanskaari
Virodh karo tho krantikaari

One morning, I got up at night
And nothing just seemed right

Negative ya positive, publicity tho milti hai
Har din naya jhamela, ‘Abhi tho party shuru hui hai’!

One morning, I got up at night
With no solution in sight

Drama hai, Action bhi hota hai
Har event pe reaction tho humara haq banta hai









One morning, I got up at night
Everything was grey, nothing black or white

Go ahead and express your vidroh
But please ensure, it is “quid-pro-quo”

One morning, I got up at night
And my imagination took flight

I could virtually see the ‘swacch’ and ‘achche din’
Iss segment ke prastut karta hai Surf aur Rin. Tin tin di Din

This Morning, I got up at night
Truth lay there, shining bright

Hum thehre Shatranj nahin par Circus ke Pyaade
Aur Humaare dum pe hote hain kisi aur ke faayde

Monday, June 6, 2016

Ghaas-Root Philosphies & Definitions






Philosophies

Hang around with one for long (“Lang”) and with age you’ll understand Language better.

Wordplay is to reading as foreplay is to sex, if it is not orgasmic, “yeh dil maange more” and if it is orgasmic, “dimaag maange more”; because for the ‘dim-wit’, it sparks some “aag”.


When the intentions are punctured but attendance is an act of forced eventuality, you understand the reason in one’s lack of punctuality.
Yaabi in Somali is ‘to be astonished’.  Sincerely, do your ‘kaam’ and be prepared to be astonished, coz the result will always be “kaamyaabi

We’re displaying top-class “herd-mentality” to be collectively accepted as “heard”-mentality.
Looking for Opportunity to insert the “Iin every situation on and on dilutes one’s “opinion
The main reason for any conflict is the focus on “main” in everything.
Sense of “hum” is the need of the hour. (Humour)

Talk without action is a good tact to let people walk away
It is important to act if you desire an impact
Good example is Marriage that teaches us to Martyr the “I” and together age gracefully.

The biggest con job witnessed is the act of venting about death of innocence in the name of Convenience
Simple LivingHigh Thinking has morphed into Complex Thinking about moving to “High-rise living

Definitions
Urban Life
Urgent need to ban life as prescribed by nature

Rural Life
Rudimentary efforts towards nature’s progressive and evolutionary rally define “Rural Life”.

Intoxicate
“The urge to kill individual sensibilities with toxic thoughts and eradicate logic”

Social Media
Society’s craving for proverbial acceptance and emphasizing ‘Me’ amongst the ‘Diaspora’

Attitude
Failure is not to be looked at as a burden but as a spring-board to reach higher altitude


Be Original. After all, Imitation has its limitations.